I almost have it narrowed down.
Edward Norton (minus the swastika)
Christian Bale (minus the gay tanning booth)
James Franco (more scruff)
Jake Gyllenhaal
Cillian Murphy (longer hair, more scruff)
Ewan McGregor (less shirt)
Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie
Paul Rudd
Simon Pegg
Well, for now anyways.
2 comments:
1. One night stand.
2. The one you marry.
3. The one you rape.
and why.
1. Edward Norton: he's cute in a dirty slut kind of way.
2. Ewan McGregor: A gentleman's gentleman. He knows how to treat you right.
3. Jake Gyllenhaal: that sex scruff is just asking for it.
Marry, boff, kill.
No, fuck this.
BOFF THEM ALL! BOFF BOFF BOFF!
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