Ahoy, philistines and foes. It's the first installment of...
Happenstances!
Issue 1.1: Digest it in your brain belly.
Happenstances is the place where you come to find out what I am up to. I am sick of responding to thousands of fan e-mails, answering the same questions. I'm doing this for you, so clam up, read it and be grateful.
So here you go, all the duck that's fit to bake. Or something.
1. I suppose I am going to use government money to go and see Broken Social Scene. I will hate everyone in the audience, but dig the music.
2. I suppose I am going to use government money to go and put metal in my face. Ontario, I salute you.
3. Mad amounts of projects, essays and tests. But I'm going to write in here instead. All on the taxpayer's dime. Suck it!
4. TORONTO HAS REAL LIVE ICE CREAM TRUCKS WITH THE MUSIC AND EVERYTHING OH MY GOD! It's a nice change from the SIRENS AND CAR ALARMS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME.
5. I know someone who is in Baltimore, Maryland with a troupe of traditional Filipino folk dancers. So, there you go.
6. This gal, right here, really wants to take more pictures at concerts. I am also going to pimp out ma flickr. www.flickr.com/sarrahsholdice. Check it. Word. Ho'z. Fly. Am I doing this right?
7. Stars get my knickers excited in the best possible way. Oh giddy god, mucho sexo.
8. I want to be in a band. I would be an awesome band member. We'd be called Future Boy. We would play experimental, post-romantic rock. We would take the Jane&Driftwood area by storm. I wouldn't really do a whole lot, considering I don't have any applicable skills or talents. But hot damn, I am charismatic!
9. I was hoping I would do ten of these. Uhm...
10. Yes! Made it! Here we go. Okay, let's see. Oh! I know. 30 Rock, season premiere on October 30th. Who's going to join me, either in Toronto or in the miniature village town from whence I sprang?
That's right, sportsfans, 3 posts in 2 days. Either a sign of commitment (alternatively, boredom) or a cry for help. You decide!
Adieu, my pets.
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