What? I've been here the whole time. Yes, a new blog every day.
Oh, I could never lie to you.
The truth is, I completely forgot all about you and my internet word-hole. I'll make it up to you, like right now. With everyone's favourite feature...
HAPPENSTANCES!
Issue 1.2: Cat got your tie!
1. As the TA's at my university continue to strike, my strike beard grows wilder and more fantastic every day. I will look like a real rock and roll man soon. Except for that I have the girl bits and can't actually grow a beard of any magnitude, especially not of Fantastic Rock proportions.
2. I promised myself that if my school went on strike, I would use the spare time to begin a screenplay or pilot episode for a sitcom. I have done neither of these things. I am bad with ideas, and also with writing them.
3. One of the hottest bitches in my harem has left the country. Honey, couldn't we have skipped bail together?
4. I have everything I want an arm's length away. Time to reach. How gay and awesome.
5. I miss all my tiny university babies, I miss all my itty bitty high school buddies, I miss my mommy, and I don't care who knows it.
6. Aaaaaand I'm taking a half-day.
Power down, party up.
