Wednesday, February 15, 2006

PS!

Okay, so I just wrote a bloggy-do thing liek 42.7 seconds ago, but I forgot to say:

I LOVE SIX DEGREES.

If you dont know what that is, you will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Or I will just have to explain it to you.
There is actually TWO ways to play this highly-addictive/greatest game of all time.

THE FIRST WAY!
All right, now be warned: if you have minimal to no movie knowledge, regarding actors, co-hosts, film titles, and televison appearances, you will be crushed by your co-player, namely, me.

So now you're ready to play, huh? Well, if you're sure.
Pick an actor/actress. It's easier to play if you pick someone who has been in a lot of freaking movies, unless you want a challenge, which you don't... yet.
Now, what you have to do is connect this actor, through different actors, and back to him/herself. FOR EXAMPLE: Doug E. Doug, who you may remember as the lovable "Sanka" from the movie classic, "Cool Runnings".
Doug E. Doug was in Cool Runnings with John Candy, who was in Stripes with Bill Murray, who was in Wild Things with Neve Campbell, who was in Scream with Courteney Cox, who was in Friends, with Lisa Kudrow, who was in The Opposite of Sex with Christina Ricci who was in That Darn Cat with Doug E. Doug. Ta-da.

What you are SUPPOSED to do is connect these actors in only 6 steps, hence the name Six Degrees. But you know what? Fuck you. Ninety-thousand degrees is astonishingly more fun. Period. All right, have you got it yet?


THE SECOND WAY!
So, you think you've mastered six degrees? Well, YOU'RE WRONG. There is another, more traditional way of playing.

Pick an actor/actress. Okay, got that? (Sarrah, how is this different from the other way? wahhhhh) QUIET, UNIDENTIFIED INQUISITOR!
Once you have picked an actor... PICK ANOTHER ONE. Bet you didn't see that one coming. Now you're really supposed to pick Kevin Bacon (get it? Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?) but it isnt necessary. I will now use the same Doug E. Doug pattern but this time we will get to, for example purposes, Kevin Bacon.
Doug E. Doug was in Cool Runnings with John Candy who was in Stripes with Bill Murray who was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon. Now wasn't that practically orgasmic?

Now I know what you are all thinking. WHY WAS BILL MURRAY IN WILD THINGS? Well regardless, this is probably the greatest game on earth. Unfortunately, Six Degrees players/enthusiasts are a rare species. So if you have a deep, secret passion for this game, I am willing to play morning, noon and night. I can be found in the deepest depths of Clinton. OR add me --- coolhandsarrah@hotmail.com.

Let's play.

PS. Extra points if you can get to Judd Nelson or Patrick Swayze.
"...what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, call me shallow, it's the fucking truth..." --John Cusack, High Fidelity.

So uhh... here's me:

Movies (no particular order)
fight club
shawshank redemption
donnie darko
detroit rock city
back to the future i,ii and iii
ghostbusters i and ii
as good as it gets
dirty dancing
dirty dancing:havana nights
the breakfast club
high fidelity
the virgin suicides
garden state
trainspotting
harry potter i, ii, iii, iv
hard day's night
moulin rouge
almost famous
edward scissorhands
american history x
blues brothers
rocky horror picture show
lord of the rings trilogy
thirteen
hot shots!
hot shots! part deux
the life aquatic
catch me if you can
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
forrest gump
the truman show
sleepy hollow
cool hand luke
princess bride
a christmas story
groundhog day
stand by me
12 monkeys
labyrinth
ferris beuller's day off
the shining
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
office space
the aviator
apollo 13
the goonies
fahrenheit 9/11
bowling for columbine
saving private ryan
robin hood: men in tights
happy gilmore
the essential clash
baseketball
anchorman
one hour photo
beetlejuice
i heart huckabees
pirates of the caribbean
patch adams
brokeback mountain

Music (alphabetical)
air
the amps
an angle
babyshambles
the band
barenaked ladies
bastid sonz
the beatles
beck
bedouin soundclash
blur
blue oyster cult
bob dylan
bob marley
boston
the breeders
buffalo springfield
cake
the clash
cliff edwards
the coral
counting crows
the creation
creedence clearwater revival
damon albarn
danny michel
david bowie
david wilcox
death cab for cutie
the doors
the eagles
echo & the bunnymen
ella fitzgerald
elton john
elvis costello
eric clapton
fleetwood mac
foo fighters
franz ferdinand
fugazi
the futureheads
gary jules
goo goo dolls
gorillaz
graham coxon
the guess who
hawksley workmen
the hives
incubus
jack johnson
james brown
jimi hendrix
joel plaskett emergency
joe strummer & the mescaleros
john lee hooker
johnny cash
john lennon
jonathon edwards
journey
judy garland
kc & the sunshine band
led zeppelin
the libertines
lou reed
lynard skynard
marcy playground
moist
nirvana
oasis
of montreal
the o'jays
pete doherty
peter frampton
pink floyd
the pixies
plain white t's
the postal service
the ramones
the raveonettes
razorlight
red hot chili peppers
the refreshments
rufus wainwright
rush
sam roberts
semisonic
sex pistols
simon & garfunkel
sloan
the smiths
smoking popes
sonic youth
stars
steppenwolf
steve miller band
the stranglers
the strokes
sublime
talking heads
tears for fears
tenacious d
thin lizzy
the velvet underground
the vines
the violent femmes
weezer
weird al
the white stripes
the who
...and more probably.

gbye