Passing on the stolens, and I'm too cool for a title.
1. How tall are you barefoot?oh dear, not very much more than a five foot.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? you can smoke it?
3. Do you own a gun? I HAVE a gun.
4. Rehab? yes that's IS an abbreviation. Good question.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? um not really.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? meh.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? anything off Hanson's christmas album.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? um whatever is nearest to my hand after i press snoooze.
9. Do you do push-ups? um.. let's just say... hey, look! another question! let's watch!
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? heck no.
11. Do you kiss on the first date? no, because i'm being honest, unlike KEITH.
12. Do you like painkillers? ... i.. n---...what?!
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? well to lure in keith, i said "HEY! YOU THERE! six degrees...with me... NOW!" cause i am seductive.
14. Do you own a knife? well, i likes me bread.
15. Do you have A.D.D.? if i had ADD, would i have made it to question 15?
16. Date Of Birth? may to the sixth of the 1990
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: um "gosh i'm sleepy" "razrs with keithito" "seventy-sx trombones in the big parade!"
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought: um purse type thing, daft punk, soon to be razr.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: coke, coke, coke.
20. What time did you wake up? quarter after 8 for school, like noon on weekends.
21. Current hair? messy, gross, curls.
22. Current worry? razr-osity
23. Current hate? um headaches
24. Favorite place to be? my room, messy, doing nothing.
25. Least favorite place to be? school, waiting rooms.
26. Where would you like to go? europe
27. Do you own slippers? um somewhere.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? statistically, in the food service industry.
29. Do you burn or tan? dont rightly know.
30. Last thing you ate? souvlaki.
31. Would you be a pirate? what kind of a question is that?
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? um a while ago.. like a yearish.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? rent!
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? dont remember/
35. What's in your pockets right now? i dont have any pockets.
36. Last thing that made you laugh? keith being dumb probably.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? little mermaid. even though sam had ghostbusters, which were way better.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? like 4.
41. Who is your loudest friend? Ben
42. Who is your most silent friend? uhh .. none!
43. Does someone have a crush on you? yup, and thats cool, cause i kinda know about it.
45. What is your favorite book? On the Road by Jack Kerouac, David Copperfield by Charles Dickens, The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger.
46. What is your favorite candy? um anything haha
47. What song do you want played at your wedding? We Are the Champions by Queen (hahahahaha)
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? okay heres how its going to be, everyone is going to be crying away, and the speeches will end and then all you'll hear is some sniffles and then... "WIIIIIIPE OUT!!!!" and everyone would laugh and know i didnt go too far.
49. What were you doing 12:00am last night? dreaming away.
50. Do you love the pain of tattoos? i wouldnt know, but i doubt it.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Monday, April 24, 2006
Word Configurations: Sentences by Me!
Supposed to be working. I am not. Instead I am finding pictures of the majesty that is Christopher Walken. My hero, my idol, my nightmare, in one frightening and shiny package. I mean, just look at this:
Supposed to be working. I am not. Instead I am finding pictures of the majesty that is Christopher Walken. My hero, my idol, my nightmare, in one frightening and shiny package. I mean, just look at this:
And again:
For more googled glory, contact the champion of champions (er... me!)
Procrastination: Not a Sonnet
Forty two and a half minutes later
Two bathroom breaks
One flavoured water
Another bathroom break
Two episodes of Drew Carey
Three visits to imdb.com
Rough outlines for a screenplay
That I will write
before I write this stupid essay,
I call it "Shatnerphone: The Epic"
Tagline?
"Ashes to ashes,
and dust to dust,
Shatner is coming,
to the future or bust!"
100% historically accurate,
and invisible to the naked eye.
Nothing but explosions
and sexually charged, all-Shatner
Robo-chorus lines.
Away I go,
to delay even more,
you can help me conceive
even more premature
and promising
future motion pictures.
Otherwise,
work must happen.
Let us pray
it doesnt come to that.
Shatners AWAAAAAY.
By the way, my and Sam's (guy what is my brother) plan to eliminate the "Zoom Zoom" kid (Operation Zoom Zoom: Mazda Go Boom-Boom) is underway. Forecast: TOTAL AND ULTIMATE SUCCESS!
That is all of the word configurations. I hope I stimulated your brain and/or your happy places.
Sarrah the Tangible.
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
DAY TWO: AND THE BOREDOM CONTINUES
Tuesday, right? It's only Tuesday? Shit. I'm going to have to perform strange medical procedures on ... well .. anything within reach of my reaching broom. You may not be conjoined with anything now, but if I get bored enough...
Anyway, its my second day in solitary confinement. But today, I got the most exciting trip into the harsh reality of daylight, for... AN ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT! I can practically hear your envy. I made the long, grueling trek to Goderich (20 minutes away), where I was prodded at by an old man with rubber gloves for a while. Then I went to the orthdontist. He looked at me, said "Want 'em off?", I nodded, and then left. Now the excrutiating wait until they call The Deb (mommy) to make the appointment. I am de-elastic-ified, though. I guess it was worth changing out of pyjamas. Now for the next, and longest, two days of my life. I will be most likely found making a fort, or on MySpace. UPN is not good daytime (or primetime, for that matter) television. I have watched the Steve Harvey Show more than any white teenage girl ever should. I'm not good at dealing at boredom, or waiting. Now I have the worst combination of the two. I might have to... like... clean. Shit. But you know what is fun? When your mom breaks the silence in the car, by asking about your boyfriend. And lecturing you about... well... you know. And my options. Turn the music up a notch. And another. Drown it out. Sigh.
...AND NOW A LIST!
Wag of the Finger:
March Break: Long, boring, solitary. The end.
Braces: Pretty much the whole ordeal, but now, especially, the wait to get them off. And the stuff that becomes more difficult with them on (ie. anything that requires a mouth.)
Places that people go to: That means you, Toronto.
Height, and the people that have it in spades: You're doing it just to spite me.
Daytime TV: Dare I say it, too much Cosby.
American Idol: 'Nuff said.
Herbivores: Pussies.
The Weather Channel: Control the weather (make it warmer), and then I'll watch. Also pussies.
Being mentioned on the blog of your boyfriend's friend: Wagging the finger, but also blushing and looking bewildered.
Smurfs: Too good for a full-length feature film?
Xena: Same as above.
Nature: Can't even outwit herbivores.
Dancing: If it's not dirty, it doesnt count.
Jesus: See Daytime TV.
Okay, that just gradually got more and more ridiculous. But that's my week for ya. I guess I've been watching too much Colbert. If there was such a thing.
Only two more days to go before Toronto gives back to me what is rightfully mine. Until then, beware the reaching broom.
gday.
Tuesday, right? It's only Tuesday? Shit. I'm going to have to perform strange medical procedures on ... well .. anything within reach of my reaching broom. You may not be conjoined with anything now, but if I get bored enough...
Anyway, its my second day in solitary confinement. But today, I got the most exciting trip into the harsh reality of daylight, for... AN ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT! I can practically hear your envy. I made the long, grueling trek to Goderich (20 minutes away), where I was prodded at by an old man with rubber gloves for a while. Then I went to the orthdontist. He looked at me, said "Want 'em off?", I nodded, and then left. Now the excrutiating wait until they call The Deb (mommy) to make the appointment. I am de-elastic-ified, though. I guess it was worth changing out of pyjamas. Now for the next, and longest, two days of my life. I will be most likely found making a fort, or on MySpace. UPN is not good daytime (or primetime, for that matter) television. I have watched the Steve Harvey Show more than any white teenage girl ever should. I'm not good at dealing at boredom, or waiting. Now I have the worst combination of the two. I might have to... like... clean. Shit. But you know what is fun? When your mom breaks the silence in the car, by asking about your boyfriend. And lecturing you about... well... you know. And my options. Turn the music up a notch. And another. Drown it out. Sigh.
...AND NOW A LIST!
Wag of the Finger:
March Break: Long, boring, solitary. The end.
Braces: Pretty much the whole ordeal, but now, especially, the wait to get them off. And the stuff that becomes more difficult with them on (ie. anything that requires a mouth.)
Places that people go to: That means you, Toronto.
Height, and the people that have it in spades: You're doing it just to spite me.
Daytime TV: Dare I say it, too much Cosby.
American Idol: 'Nuff said.
Herbivores: Pussies.
The Weather Channel: Control the weather (make it warmer), and then I'll watch. Also pussies.
Being mentioned on the blog of your boyfriend's friend: Wagging the finger, but also blushing and looking bewildered.
Smurfs: Too good for a full-length feature film?
Xena: Same as above.
Nature: Can't even outwit herbivores.
Dancing: If it's not dirty, it doesnt count.
Jesus: See Daytime TV.
Okay, that just gradually got more and more ridiculous. But that's my week for ya. I guess I've been watching too much Colbert. If there was such a thing.
Only two more days to go before Toronto gives back to me what is rightfully mine. Until then, beware the reaching broom.
gday.
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
PS!
Okay, so I just wrote a bloggy-do thing liek 42.7 seconds ago, but I forgot to say:
I LOVE SIX DEGREES.
If you dont know what that is, you will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Or I will just have to explain it to you.
There is actually TWO ways to play this highly-addictive/greatest game of all time.
THE FIRST WAY!
All right, now be warned: if you have minimal to no movie knowledge, regarding actors, co-hosts, film titles, and televison appearances, you will be crushed by your co-player, namely, me.
So now you're ready to play, huh? Well, if you're sure.
Pick an actor/actress. It's easier to play if you pick someone who has been in a lot of freaking movies, unless you want a challenge, which you don't... yet.
Now, what you have to do is connect this actor, through different actors, and back to him/herself. FOR EXAMPLE: Doug E. Doug, who you may remember as the lovable "Sanka" from the movie classic, "Cool Runnings".
Doug E. Doug was in Cool Runnings with John Candy, who was in Stripes with Bill Murray, who was in Wild Things with Neve Campbell, who was in Scream with Courteney Cox, who was in Friends, with Lisa Kudrow, who was in The Opposite of Sex with Christina Ricci who was in That Darn Cat with Doug E. Doug. Ta-da.
What you are SUPPOSED to do is connect these actors in only 6 steps, hence the name Six Degrees. But you know what? Fuck you. Ninety-thousand degrees is astonishingly more fun. Period. All right, have you got it yet?
THE SECOND WAY!
So, you think you've mastered six degrees? Well, YOU'RE WRONG. There is another, more traditional way of playing.
Pick an actor/actress. Okay, got that? (Sarrah, how is this different from the other way? wahhhhh) QUIET, UNIDENTIFIED INQUISITOR!
Once you have picked an actor... PICK ANOTHER ONE. Bet you didn't see that one coming. Now you're really supposed to pick Kevin Bacon (get it? Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?) but it isnt necessary. I will now use the same Doug E. Doug pattern but this time we will get to, for example purposes, Kevin Bacon.
Doug E. Doug was in Cool Runnings with John Candy who was in Stripes with Bill Murray who was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon. Now wasn't that practically orgasmic?
Now I know what you are all thinking. WHY WAS BILL MURRAY IN WILD THINGS? Well regardless, this is probably the greatest game on earth. Unfortunately, Six Degrees players/enthusiasts are a rare species. So if you have a deep, secret passion for this game, I am willing to play morning, noon and night. I can be found in the deepest depths of Clinton. OR add me --- coolhandsarrah@hotmail.com.
Let's play.
PS. Extra points if you can get to Judd Nelson or Patrick Swayze.
Okay, so I just wrote a bloggy-do thing liek 42.7 seconds ago, but I forgot to say:
I LOVE SIX DEGREES.
If you dont know what that is, you will self-destruct in 30 seconds. Or I will just have to explain it to you.
There is actually TWO ways to play this highly-addictive/greatest game of all time.
THE FIRST WAY!
All right, now be warned: if you have minimal to no movie knowledge, regarding actors, co-hosts, film titles, and televison appearances, you will be crushed by your co-player, namely, me.
So now you're ready to play, huh? Well, if you're sure.
Pick an actor/actress. It's easier to play if you pick someone who has been in a lot of freaking movies, unless you want a challenge, which you don't... yet.
Now, what you have to do is connect this actor, through different actors, and back to him/herself. FOR EXAMPLE: Doug E. Doug, who you may remember as the lovable "Sanka" from the movie classic, "Cool Runnings".
Doug E. Doug was in Cool Runnings with John Candy, who was in Stripes with Bill Murray, who was in Wild Things with Neve Campbell, who was in Scream with Courteney Cox, who was in Friends, with Lisa Kudrow, who was in The Opposite of Sex with Christina Ricci who was in That Darn Cat with Doug E. Doug. Ta-da.
What you are SUPPOSED to do is connect these actors in only 6 steps, hence the name Six Degrees. But you know what? Fuck you. Ninety-thousand degrees is astonishingly more fun. Period. All right, have you got it yet?
THE SECOND WAY!
So, you think you've mastered six degrees? Well, YOU'RE WRONG. There is another, more traditional way of playing.
Pick an actor/actress. Okay, got that? (Sarrah, how is this different from the other way? wahhhhh) QUIET, UNIDENTIFIED INQUISITOR!
Once you have picked an actor... PICK ANOTHER ONE. Bet you didn't see that one coming. Now you're really supposed to pick Kevin Bacon (get it? Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon?) but it isnt necessary. I will now use the same Doug E. Doug pattern but this time we will get to, for example purposes, Kevin Bacon.
Doug E. Doug was in Cool Runnings with John Candy who was in Stripes with Bill Murray who was in Wild Things with Kevin Bacon. Now wasn't that practically orgasmic?
Now I know what you are all thinking. WHY WAS BILL MURRAY IN WILD THINGS? Well regardless, this is probably the greatest game on earth. Unfortunately, Six Degrees players/enthusiasts are a rare species. So if you have a deep, secret passion for this game, I am willing to play morning, noon and night. I can be found in the deepest depths of Clinton. OR add me --- coolhandsarrah@hotmail.com.
Let's play.
PS. Extra points if you can get to Judd Nelson or Patrick Swayze.
"...what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, call me shallow, it's the fucking truth..." --John Cusack, High Fidelity.
So uhh... here's me:
Movies (no particular order)
fight club
shawshank redemption
donnie darko
detroit rock city
back to the future i,ii and iii
ghostbusters i and ii
as good as it gets
dirty dancing
dirty dancing:havana nights
the breakfast club
high fidelity
the virgin suicides
garden state
trainspotting
harry potter i, ii, iii, iv
hard day's night
moulin rouge
almost famous
edward scissorhands
american history x
blues brothers
rocky horror picture show
lord of the rings trilogy
thirteen
hot shots!
hot shots! part deux
the life aquatic
catch me if you can
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
forrest gump
the truman show
sleepy hollow
cool hand luke
princess bride
a christmas story
groundhog day
stand by me
12 monkeys
labyrinth
ferris beuller's day off
the shining
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
office space
the aviator
apollo 13
the goonies
fahrenheit 9/11
bowling for columbine
saving private ryan
robin hood: men in tights
happy gilmore
the essential clash
baseketball
anchorman
one hour photo
beetlejuice
i heart huckabees
pirates of the caribbean
patch adams
brokeback mountain
Music (alphabetical)
air
the amps
an angle
babyshambles
the band
barenaked ladies
bastid sonz
the beatles
beck
bedouin soundclash
blur
blue oyster cult
bob dylan
bob marley
boston
the breeders
buffalo springfield
cake
the clash
cliff edwards
the coral
counting crows
the creation
creedence clearwater revival
damon albarn
danny michel
david bowie
david wilcox
death cab for cutie
the doors
the eagles
echo & the bunnymen
ella fitzgerald
elton john
elvis costello
eric clapton
fleetwood mac
foo fighters
franz ferdinand
fugazi
the futureheads
gary jules
goo goo dolls
gorillaz
graham coxon
the guess who
hawksley workmen
the hives
incubus
jack johnson
james brown
jimi hendrix
joel plaskett emergency
joe strummer & the mescaleros
john lee hooker
johnny cash
john lennon
jonathon edwards
journey
judy garland
kc & the sunshine band
led zeppelin
the libertines
lou reed
lynard skynard
marcy playground
moist
nirvana
oasis
of montreal
the o'jays
pete doherty
peter frampton
pink floyd
the pixies
plain white t's
the postal service
the ramones
the raveonettes
razorlight
red hot chili peppers
the refreshments
rufus wainwright
rush
sam roberts
semisonic
sex pistols
simon & garfunkel
sloan
the smiths
smoking popes
sonic youth
stars
steppenwolf
steve miller band
the stranglers
the strokes
sublime
talking heads
tears for fears
tenacious d
thin lizzy
the velvet underground
the vines
the violent femmes
weezer
weird al
the white stripes
the who
...and more probably.
gbye
So uhh... here's me:
Movies (no particular order)
fight club
shawshank redemption
donnie darko
detroit rock city
back to the future i,ii and iii
ghostbusters i and ii
as good as it gets
dirty dancing
dirty dancing:havana nights
the breakfast club
high fidelity
the virgin suicides
garden state
trainspotting
harry potter i, ii, iii, iv
hard day's night
moulin rouge
almost famous
edward scissorhands
american history x
blues brothers
rocky horror picture show
lord of the rings trilogy
thirteen
hot shots!
hot shots! part deux
the life aquatic
catch me if you can
willy wonka and the chocolate factory
forrest gump
the truman show
sleepy hollow
cool hand luke
princess bride
a christmas story
groundhog day
stand by me
12 monkeys
labyrinth
ferris beuller's day off
the shining
hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
office space
the aviator
apollo 13
the goonies
fahrenheit 9/11
bowling for columbine
saving private ryan
robin hood: men in tights
happy gilmore
the essential clash
baseketball
anchorman
one hour photo
beetlejuice
i heart huckabees
pirates of the caribbean
patch adams
brokeback mountain
Music (alphabetical)
air
the amps
an angle
babyshambles
the band
barenaked ladies
bastid sonz
the beatles
beck
bedouin soundclash
blur
blue oyster cult
bob dylan
bob marley
boston
the breeders
buffalo springfield
cake
the clash
cliff edwards
the coral
counting crows
the creation
creedence clearwater revival
damon albarn
danny michel
david bowie
david wilcox
death cab for cutie
the doors
the eagles
echo & the bunnymen
ella fitzgerald
elton john
elvis costello
eric clapton
fleetwood mac
foo fighters
franz ferdinand
fugazi
the futureheads
gary jules
goo goo dolls
gorillaz
graham coxon
the guess who
hawksley workmen
the hives
incubus
jack johnson
james brown
jimi hendrix
joel plaskett emergency
joe strummer & the mescaleros
john lee hooker
johnny cash
john lennon
jonathon edwards
journey
judy garland
kc & the sunshine band
led zeppelin
the libertines
lou reed
lynard skynard
marcy playground
moist
nirvana
oasis
of montreal
the o'jays
pete doherty
peter frampton
pink floyd
the pixies
plain white t's
the postal service
the ramones
the raveonettes
razorlight
red hot chili peppers
the refreshments
rufus wainwright
rush
sam roberts
semisonic
sex pistols
simon & garfunkel
sloan
the smiths
smoking popes
sonic youth
stars
steppenwolf
steve miller band
the stranglers
the strokes
sublime
talking heads
tears for fears
tenacious d
thin lizzy
the velvet underground
the vines
the violent femmes
weezer
weird al
the white stripes
the who
...and more probably.
gbye
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